Too much to do by tomorrow! pls help me!?

rite, so like i've got the strictest teacher in the universe and she's given us three projects on science that r due tomorrow, 12 brain-related science questions that are so hard to answer, i've got to finish a math sheet, do all the stations on Antarctica, write a page on a visit from a brain person by tomorrow. i'm also behind in clarinet and i've got band at 7:00am-10:00am every morning a week. i just don't have time for anything any more, and i've got NAPLAN tomorrow and my parents are going to this dinner for the budget thing and they're making me come 2. Pls help someone, i also want to start masturbating! there's too much to do by tomorrow!